I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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