it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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