Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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