You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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