haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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