I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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