oh god the rape fog is back!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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