its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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