if you like me you must not know who I am
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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