Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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