I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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