You work out of a Hotel?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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