doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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