A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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