That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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