This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you inspire me to be a worse person
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
