it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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