listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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