We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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