It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we made out on top of his cat.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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