That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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