help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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