No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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