that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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