This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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