there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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