i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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