I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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