Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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