Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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