is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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