Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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