oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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