Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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