no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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