he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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