Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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