I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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