I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
