like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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