is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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