Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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