he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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