1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
