My nipple is on Facebook.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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