Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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