How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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