I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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