I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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