I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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