so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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