Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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