My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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