I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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