Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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