quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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