Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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