you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
being pregnant is like rehab
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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